WTF Wednesday

Welcome to WTF Wednesday. This series is dedicated to any shocking/crazy news stories that I may stumble upon. We'll kick off the series with a tie: the titles are pretty self-explanatory.

Baby boom! 16-lb Newborn May Set Texas Record

 

OMG. Don't doctors induce women who may be carrying ridiculously large babies? Look at him, poor thing doesn't even have a neck! I bet he left one nasty scar on his momma.
In case you all needed any more birth control supplement, the largest baby on record weighed over 23 lbs. Oww.
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Florida Couple on Trial After Pet Python Kills Child

 

WTF. So many questions. First of all, why do you have a pet python? Secondly, why isn't that pet python on lockdown when you have small children?? Wait, there are TWO snakes in the house?? Oh hell nah... can we get Child Protective Services over here please? And why did it take 2 years for these people to be put on trial?
Also, I'm not trying to knock teenage mothers... but maybe this 2-year old's 19-year old mother was a tad bit in over her head trying to care for her child, exotic pets, and delicious boyfriend. Just sayin.